Transcript of QRE Staff Meeting, Oct 8, 2012

by William on October 12, 2012

The MonsterQRE STAFF MEETING WEEK 2
October 8th, 2012
Transcribed by: William Cadderly
Attendees:
Gary
Justin
Jake
Brandon
Cadderly
Irky
Frankenstein’s Monster

 

Gary: Well, our first week since the relaunch. I believe this calls for a toast!

Jake: Fine by me – I’ve been drinking since I got here.

Justin: He has. It’s kind of disturbing.

Jake: YOUR FACE IS KIND OF DISTURBING!!

Cadderly: Okay, calm down.

Gary: I can’t help but notice there’s a giant monster in the room. I mean, besides Jake.

Irky: Yeah, this is Frankenstein!

Brandon: Technically, it’s Frankenstein’s Monster.

Cadderly: That’s true.

Jake: STOP BELITTLING IRKY, CADDERLY! I will hog-tie you, cover you in honey and feed you to the fire ants!

Gary: Now, Jake, you know we’re saving the fire ants thing for Billy’s birthday.

Cadderly: Wait, what?

Gary: What do you have for us this week, Bran?

Brandon: Contempt, mostly.

Frankenstein’s Monster: GahRAHR!!

Gary: Jake, stop lighting matches in his face.

Jake: Why?

Gary: Y isn’t here.

Cadderly: Honestly, how do you people get any work done?

Jake: What do you mean, “You people?”

Cadderly: That doesn’t even make any sense. You’re white.

Jake: Don’t label me, Billy!

Gary: Yeah, Billy. This is America.

Cadderly: And yet I work for no money and am constantly abused by you people.

Jake: HE SAID IT AGAIN!

Gary: Brandon, tranquilizer gun, NOW!

(At this point, Brandon fired a dart filled with horse tranquilizer directly into Cadderly‘s neck)

Gary: Nice shot, man.

Jake: GREAT shot! Did you see how quickly Cadderly dropped?

Irky: He just collapsed like a pile of laundry!

Frankenstein’s Monster: ARRRRHHHH!!!!

Gary: It’s a good thing we record these meetings, ’cause he’s the one who has to type them up later.

Brandon: He’ll be fine in ten hours or so.

Irky: Let’s write on his face!

Justin: I have a Sharpie!

Jake: I have a wood-burning kit!

Gary: Great job, everyone. Keep up the good work.

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