Transcript of QRE Staff Meeting, Oct 29, 2012 – Special Guest George Lucas

by William on November 1, 2012

George Lucas at Quiet Room Entertainment

Garv, George Lucas, Jake Phillips

QRE STAFF MEETING WEEK 5
October 29th, 2012
Transcribed by: William Cadderly
Attendees:
Garv
Justin
Jake
Brandon
Cadderly
Irky
Frankenstein’s Monster
George Lucas

Cadderly: Guys, this week we managed to get Geo…

Irky: Guys, this week we managed to get Geo…

Cadderly: Don’t do that.

Irky: Don’t do what?

Jake: I hate it when you two fight like that.

Cadderly: Well, then he shouldn’t mock me!

Jake: I didn’t say I hate it when you fight; I said I hate it when you fight like that. In my opinion, there should be more fisticuffs involved!

Garv: Okay guys, I know, we’re all totally having fanboy moments because we somehow managed to get Mr. Lucas in for the meeting this week.

George Lucas: Hello, everyone.

(There is a moment where everyone talks at once, saying hello to George Lucas)

Brandon: George has a big announcement to make this week. Cadderly, you’ll be doing an interview with him later on, that we’ll run after his announcement.

Justin: I always preferred Star Trek.

Lucas: What?

Justin: Nothing against Star Wars. It’s fine; I just always preferred Star Trek.

Lucas: I’ll buy you.

Justin: You can’t buy me. I’m a person. Even you don’t have enough money to buy a person.

Frankenstein’s Monster: AARRRRRGGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!

Brandon: You tell him, Frankenstein!

Lucas: Actually, that’s Frankenstein’s Monster.

Frankenstein’s Monster: GGGGGGGNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAHHHHHHH.

Jake: I don’t know, J – he has a lot of money. How much do you think you’re worth?

Justin: At least $4 billion.

Jake: He’s right, Mr. Lucas. Even you don’t have that kind of money.

Lucas: Never underestimate the power of the dark side.

Justin: What?

Lucas: Nevermind. See you Thursday, kid.

Garv: Anyway, look. Halloween is this week, and there’s also this ‘Frankenstorm’ thing coming.

Irky: Why are they calling it ‘Frankenstorm’?

Brandon: Because it’s a storm that’s part hurricane, part cold front – it’s a cute name to tie in with Halloween, and it’ll look good on news headlines when they show reporters standing out in the rain.

Garv: Right. I don’t think we’ll be doing much coverage of it, but I do want you guys to stay safe this week. And just so we’re all clear, does everyone have their copy of ’2012′, with John Cusack?

Everyone: Yes.

Garv: Good. Now, I know, you guys think I’m some kind of crackpot conspiracy theorist, but just remember: in the movie, New York ends up underwater in October of 2012. Now I’m not saying that’s gonna happen with this Hurricane Sandy thing, but just in case…

Cadderly: You know, that’s just a movie.

Brandon (in a mocking tone): You know, that’s just a movie.

Lucas: I make movies.

Jake: You used to.

Lucas: What was that?

Jake: I said you haven’t done CRAP since Willow! And the good stuff in that was all thanks to Ron Howard!

Lucas: Why, you… (lunges for Jake)

Jake: Yeah!! (steps behind Justin) Bring it, Redtail!! What you got, old man?!?

Cadderly: Alright guys, let’s break it up, okay?

Irky, Garv, Brandon: (chanting) Fight!  Fight!  Fight!  Fight!

Jake: Kirshner was responsible for the success of Empire!

Lucas: I’LL STUFF JAR JAR UP YOUR…

(At this point the recorder was knocked over. 12 minutes of audio was lost due to damage.) 

Lucas: And so Carrie said, “No, that’s not my elbow either!”

All: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Garv: Alright guys. It’s been fun, but it’s getting late. Let’s wrap it up. Thanks for dropping by, George.

Lucas: Anytime. Good night, you guys.

 

 

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Richard Phillips on Facebook November 1, 2012 at 16:05

C’mon guys…I have repeatedly hinted that I want to work there. What’s the hold-up??

Quiet Room Entertainment on Facebook November 1, 2012 at 16:10

I blame Cadderly! – Garv

Richard Phillips on Facebook November 1, 2012 at 16:11

Then

Quiet Room Entertainment on Facebook November 1, 2012 at 16:20

It wouldn’t be the first time!

Stephen J. Phillips on Facebook November 1, 2012 at 16:39

I know for a fact it’s age discrimination. I know because I’m doing it, old dude.

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