Garv: Okay, guys. I know we had a short week for Thanksgiving, and then we took last week off, but it’s December now and we’ve got to get to work.
Batman: I’d like to, but he’s out there. And I’ve got to go to work.
Garv: That’s what I just said; we’ve got to get to work.
Batman: It’s not exactly a normal world, is it?
Garv: Whatever. Brandon, what have we got this week?
Brandon: Well, you wanted to talk about updating the site, maybe making it red and green or Christmas-y colored.
Justin: That’ll never work.
Jake: Yeah, that’s kind of lame.
Cadderly: I personally like the idea.
Garv: I think we’re gonna scrap it for now – too much other stuff is going on.
Irky: Why is Batman here?
Jake: ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ releases tonight on DVD and Blue Ray.
Batman: You never learned to mind your surroundings!
Batman: Storm’s coming.
Garv: That’s not even remotely what you said. You said you never learned…
*there is the ‘poof‘ of a smoke bomb going off*
Irky: Where’d he go?
Cadderly: I don’t know, but that smoke bomb is probably a fire hazard.
Frankenstein’s Monster: RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! FIRE BAD!!!!
Brandon: Sheesh, and what’s it made with, sulfur? We’ll never get that smell out of here.
Tony (via satellite): Ha-ha!
Justin: He’s on top of the television.
Batman: Where were the other drugs going?
Irky: Nobody here has any dr…
Batman: YOU SWEAR TO ME!!!
Garv: Chill out, man. What’s your deal? Am I going to have to tell your parents?
Batman: That’s not funny.
Jake: I don’t know. I thought it was pretty funny.
Brandon: Yeah, that’s rule number one.
Frankenstein’s Monster: GGGAAAAAAARRRRRRRHHHHHGGGGGHHH!
Batman: Do I look like a cop?
Frankenstein’s Monster: AAAArrrrrrghhh.
Tony (via satellite): Actually, that’s Frankenstein’s Monster.
Batman: You wanted me, here I am.
Garv: You’re not making any sense at all.
Brandon: It’s like you’re schizophrenic or something.
Justin: Yeah, like you have some kind of double life.
Jake: Are you all stupid? We know who he is.
Batman: A hero can be anyone. Even a man doing something as simple and reassuring as putting a coat around a little boy’s shoulders to let him know that the world hadn’t ended.
Jake: Yeah, a hero can be. You’re Bruce Wayne.
Justin: Is…is he crying?
Irky: He is. He’s totally crying.
Tony (via satellite): Ha-ha!
Batman: MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!
Brandon: Oh, please. Do you know how many people in the world lose their parents and don’t become schizophrenic vigilantes?
Batman (to Cadderly): See that thing on my belt? Grab it! Whatever you do, don’t let go.
Cadderly: What? Oka…
Batman: You weigh a little more than a hundred and eight.
Cadderly: Oh really!
Batman: Let’s go.
*again there is the ‘poof‘ of a smoke bomb going off*
Jake: What just happened?
Justin: Justice. Justice is what happened.
Irky: But why did he leave? And more importantly, why did he take Cadderly with him?
Justin: Because he’s the hero QRE deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he’s not our hero. He’s a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight.
Jake: I was right. You guys are stupid. I’m outta here.
Brandon: Yeah, I’ve gotta get back to my book.
Garv: Good meeting guys. Good meeting.