Transcript of QRE Staff Meeting, December 3 – Special Guest: Batman

Brandon and BatmanQRE STAFF MEETING DEC Week 1
December 3, 2012
Transcribed by: William Cadderly
Attendees:
Garv
Justin
Jake
Brandon
Tony (via satellite)
Cadderly
Irky
Frankenstein’s Monster
Batman

Garv: Okay, guys. I know we had a short week for Thanksgiving, and then we took last week off, but it’s December now and we’ve got to get to work.

Batman: I’d like to, but he’s out there. And I’ve got to go to work.

Garv: That’s what I just said; we’ve got to get to work.

Batman: It’s not exactly a normal world, is it?

Garv: Whatever. Brandon, what have we got this week?

Brandon: Well, you wanted to talk about updating the site, maybe making it red and green or Christmas-y colored.

Justin: That’ll never work.

Jake: Yeah, that’s kind of lame.

Cadderly: I personally like the idea.

Garv: I think we’re gonna scrap it for now – too much other stuff is going on.

Irky: Why is Batman here?

Jake: ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ releases tonight on DVD and Blue Ray.

Batman: You never learned to mind your surroundings!

Brandon: What?

Batman: Storm’s coming.

Garv: That’s not even remotely what you said. You said you never learned…

*there is the ‘poof‘ of a smoke bomb going off*

Irky: Where’d he go?

Cadderly: I don’t know, but that smoke bomb is probably a fire hazard.

Frankenstein’s Monster: RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! FIRE BAD!!!!

Brandon: Sheesh, and what’s it made with, sulfur? We’ll never get that smell out of here.

Tony (via satellite): Ha-ha!

Justin: He’s on top of the television.

Batman: Where were the other drugs going?

Jake: Drugs?

Irky: Nobody here has any dr…

Batman: YOU SWEAR TO ME!!!

Garv: Chill out, man. What’s your deal? Am I going to have to tell your parents?

Batman: That’s not funny.

Jake: I don’t know. I thought it was pretty funny.

Brandon: Yeah, that’s rule number one.

Frankenstein’s Monster: GGGAAAAAAARRRRRRRHHHHHGGGGGHHH!

Batman: Do I look like a cop?

Frankenstein’s Monster: AAAArrrrrrghhh.

Tony (via satellite): Actually, that’s Frankenstein’s Monster.

Batman: You wanted me, here I am.

Garv: You’re not making any sense at all.

Brandon: It’s like you’re schizophrenic or something.

Justin: Yeah, like you have some kind of double life.

Jake: Are you all stupid? We know who he is.

Batman: A hero can be anyone. Even a man doing something as simple and reassuring as putting a coat around a little boy’s shoulders to let him know that the world hadn’t ended.

Jake: Yeah, a hero can be. You’re Bruce Wayne.

Batman:

Justin: Is…is he crying?

Irky: He is. He’s totally crying.

Tony (via satellite): Ha-ha!

Batman: MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!

Brandon: Oh, please. Do you know how many people in the world lose their parents and don’t become schizophrenic vigilantes?

Batman (to Cadderly): See that thing on my belt? Grab it! Whatever you do, don’t let go.

Cadderly: What? Oka…

*zzzzzzzzzssssssshhhhhh*

Batman: You weigh a little more than a hundred and eight.

Cadderly: Oh really!

Batman: Let’s go.

*again there is the ‘poof‘ of a smoke bomb going off*

Jake: What just happened?

Justin: Justice. Justice is what happened.

Irky: But why did he leave? And more importantly, why did he take Cadderly with him?

Justin: Because he’s the hero QRE deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he’s not our hero. He’s a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight.

Jake: I was right. You guys are stupid. I’m outta here.

Brandon: Yeah, I’ve gotta get back to my book.

Garv: Good meeting guys. Good meeting.

 

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