10. This Christmas
In 10th place because it’s Chris Brown; said and done.
9. The Howdy Doody Christmas
Did you even read the name? Doody! LOL!
(Ed note – Many years later, Howdy Doody is kind of creepy, don’t you think?)
8. Everyone’s a Child at Christmas
Technically, everyone’s not.
7. Let it Snow!
No, don’t let it snow, or it will knock your power out and you will freeze. You really don’t get this, do you?
6. That was the Worst Christmas Ever
Your song is the worst Christmas song ever!
5. We Wish you a Merry Christmas
No figgy pudding for me, thanks.
4. Christmas Alphabet
Really? I have to learn my alphabet again?
3. Mary Did you Know?
I think she knows her own son.
2. Merry Christmas (War is Over)
It just really sucks – that’s all I have to say and all I want to say.
1. Wonderful Christmastime
It repeats the exact same thing over and over again. You would think the Beatles could do better.