Top Ten Worst Christmas Songs From An 8-Year Old Point Of View

10. This Christmas 
In 10th place because it’s Chris Brown; said and done.

9. The Howdy Doody Christmas

Did you even read the name? Doody! LOL!
(Ed note – Many years later, Howdy Doody is kind of creepy, don’t you think?)

8. Everyone’s a Child at Christmas

Technically, everyone’s not.

7. Let it Snow!

No, don’t let it snow, or it will knock your power out and you will freeze. You really don’t get this, do you?

6. That was the Worst Christmas Ever

Your song is the worst Christmas song ever!

5. We Wish you a Merry Christmas

No figgy pudding for me, thanks.

4. Christmas Alphabet

Really? I have to learn my alphabet again?

3. Mary Did you Know?

I think she knows her own son.

2. Merry Christmas (War is Over)

It just really sucks – that’s all I have to say and all I want to say.

1. Wonderful Christmastime

It repeats the exact same thing over and over again. You would think the Beatles could do better.

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