Transcript of QRE Staff Meeting, Thursday, April 25, 2013

SlothQRE STAFF MEETING

Transcribed by: William Cadderly
Attendees:
Garv
Justin
Jake
Bestselling Author Brandon Hale
Cadderly
Irky
Tony (via satellite)
Frankenstein’s Monster


Garv: So, we’ve had a couple of good weeks, guys. Good work – the articles have been really cool.

Brandon: So, we’ve had a couple of good weeks, guys. Good work – the articles have been really cool.

Justin: Wait, why did you just repeat what he said?

Brandon: Wait, why did you just repeat what he said?

Jake: Oh, Brandon’s now our official translator.

Brandon: Oh, I’m now our official translator.

Tony: Thanks!

Brandon: Thanks!

Justin: Translating for who?

Brandon: Translating for who?

Jake: Whom.

Brandon: Whom.

Justin: What?

Brandon: What?

William: There’s no point in translating anything. Our audience is mainly English-speaking. I have here some charts…

Brandon: LET ME DO MY JOB! YOU’RE JUST JEALOUS!

William: Jealous of what?

Brandon: Jealous of what?

Frankenstein’s Monster: RAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHH!

Brandon: Yeah, I don’t think I can do that. It hurts my throat to just listen to him.

Garv: I’d also like to welcome back Frankenstein from his vacation in Thailand.

Brandon: I’d also like to welcome back Frankenstein from his vacation in Thailand.

Jake: Yeah, how was it?

Brandon: Yeah, how was it?

Frankenstein’s Monster: GGGNNNNNNARRRHHHH! RRRRAAAAHNNNNGGGGHH!

Brandon: Nope.

Tony: Actually, that’s Frankenstein’s Monster.

Brandon: Actually, that’s Frankenstein’s Monster.

Justin: This is the worst company ever.

Brandon: This is the worst company ever.

(Everyone turns to look at Brandon)

Brandon: Hey, I’m just translating what he said. (Brandon points at Justin)

William: You know, you’re actually just repeating what they said. You’re not translating anything.

Jake: Cadderly, we’ve talked about this before. By saying things like that you’re creating a hostile work environment.

Brandon:  Cadderly, we’ve talked about this before. By saying things like that you’re creating a hostile work environment.

Garv: Cad, I’m gonna need you to go see HR.

Brandon: Cad, I’m gonna need you to go see HR.

Justin: We have an HR?

Brandon: We have an HR?

Garv: Who wants a mint?

Brandon: I do!

Jake: Oh, me!

Justin: What flavor?

Tony: We have an HR?

Frankenstein’s Monster: GGGNNNAAHHRRRHHGGNN???

Garv: Okay guys, good meeting. Adjourned.

Brandon: Okay guys, good… You know what? I’m done.

Cadderly: I hate you guys. I really, really do.

 

 

 

 

 

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