Transcribed by: William Cadderly
Bestselling Author Brandon Hale
Tony (via satellite)
Garv: Okay, guys. Welcome to 2014! It’s about time… Where’s my calendar?
Cadderly: Your calendar?
Garv: Yeah, my calendar that I got from the Chinese place.
Brandon: What’s it look like?
Jake: Is it red and gold and shiny?
Garv: Yeah, it is.
Jake: Haven’t seen it.
Frankenstein’s Monster: RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAGNNNNNNNNNGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
Justin: Well, I’m sure he wouldn’t do that.
Frankenstein’s Monster: GGGGGGGNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHH!
Tom: Man, he’s pretty articulate, isn’t he?
Jake: Who are you?
Frankenstein’s Monster: GGGGGGGGGGNNNNNAAAAA!!!! RRRRRRAGGGNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGHHHH!!
Jake: Not you, the other guy. As a matter of fact, there are three “other guys”. (Imagine Jake is using ‘finger quotes’ here. Because he did.) Who are all of you?
Brandon: Don’t you read? Garv did a welcome thing introducing them.
Jake: Where was this?
Garv: It was on the site.
Jake: Oh, that explains it. No wonder I didn’t see it.
Josh: I’d just like to say I’m glad to be here.
Cadderly: And we’re glad to have you!
Tony: I object!
Ryan: And I’m…
Brandon: Don’t I know you?
Ryan: Yeah, man, you do.
Brandon: Did I know you before my writing career took off and I became a best-selling author?
Ryan: Yeah, I think so.
Jake: But who are you?
Josh: So about this office…
Garv: Oh, yeah. Pick any one that’s empty. If there’s anything in the one you want just have Billy move the stuff out. We’re mainly using them for storage right now.
Justin: Storage for what?
Cadderly: He gets an office?
Josh: Well, the office I have my eye on has stacks of autographed pictures of Brandon.
Frankenstein’s Monster: GGGGAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Brandon: No, I didn’t go with the nude ones. These are just headshots.
Frankenstein’s Monster: RRRRRRAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH.
Tom: You said it, Frankenstein!
Jake: Actually, that’s Frankenstein’s Monster.
Josh: Is it always like this around here?
Cadderly: Yes, yes it is.
Tony: Ha ha!
Garv: Great meeting, guys. Great meeting.